"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me."

theneedledrop:

- Shrek (1985 - 2014)

The wait is ogre.

Patricia Clarkson will never be your hot suburban mother/grandmother.

face-down-asgard-up:

a-spoon-is-born:

underhuntressmoon:

johnnyxtreason:

i am giggling uncontrollably (in public) at my strong fucking desire to call someone a “Napoopan Totallatot”

"DOOD"

A BIB A TOOT

still funny

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(Source: habbomemez, via impressionistdeathmatch)

wyntervee said: derriere dance with me

On it.

dirt-lamb:

Jeff omg

"WHAT IS FREN— OFFICIAL LANGUAGES FOR—"

CALM DOWN, GURL

Billy Joel – We Didn't Start The Fire (689 plays)

Download

piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

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pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

(Source: theone8888, via wrists)